zit

1. (zit) (492↑, 36↓)

A skin condition that results from having dirt or oil clogging a sweat gland or epidermal pore. These highly irritating, and unsightly formations include many types: 1. White Heads: These result when large amounts of [puss] build up under the surface of the skin. These are the most common type, and are the most satisfying to pop, as long as you're careful where you're aiming. These are easy to remedy, but most solutions are only temporary. 2. Black Heads: Deeply inground dirt can also clog the skin; however, unlike surface blemishes, these fester more deeply than their lighter colored cousins. They also may produce puss in addition. They are much more painful (and therefore much less fun) to pop. But, once popped, this variety will not return. 3. Ingrown Hairs: These are caused by scaredy-cat ostrich type hairs that don't like the surface, and bury their heads in the ... skin. When mashed, as other types, the hair no longer has a place to bury its head, and has to face the world ... head on. 4. Scar tissue: These are former, washed-up, "used-to-be" puss-geysers that have been dealt with improperly too many times before. THESE HAUNTINGLY FAMILIAR HAS-BEENS WILL NEVER GO AWAY\!

That zit on her face is disgusting.

Author: Thomual (with a little help from his friends) http://zit.urbanup.com/716578

2. (zit) (338↑, 58↓)

an evil red zombie that takes over your face.

AHHH\!\!\! I have a zit\!\!

Author: Elani http://zit.urbanup.com/693765

3. (zit) (162↑, 40↓)

A large [pimple]. zit

I got a damn zit right on the tip of my nose\!

Author: bobby de niro http://zit.urbanup.com/814971

4. (zit) (119↑, 66↓)

little yellow shit balls that rise from 'neath your face.

worst pus ever....

Author: Balki http://zit.urbanup.com/214215

5. (Zit) (34↑, 12↓)

a minor skin legion. a pimple

Don't keep popping those zits. You'll get an infection. (example of zit)

Author: The Return of Light Joker http://zit.urbanup.com/4209550

6. (zit) (45↑, 55↓)

a horrible yellow mucos that pops up on your skin a looks gross

hey mate you've got a big shitty zit on the end of your nose, days later a and its took over there face eeeeeeeeeee it looks like a mutant

Author: marie http://zit.urbanup.com/204258

7. (Zit) (10↑, 21↓)

that thing your moms dating

you- Oh shit its that zit... me- thats the third time this week...

Author: skullyboo http://zit.urbanup.com/4104129

8. (Zit) (17↑, 29↓)

A person or acquaintance that won't leave you alone or is always there at the worst times. Never goes away. Like a zit

Dude my ex is here again to cock block me, She is such a zit. This guy a work won't leave me alone. He is so zitting me.

Author: Hardhat http://zit.urbanup.com/3212939

9. (Zit) (4↑, 18↓)

An aquaintance who has clearly become annoying on facebook overposting with material for which there is virtually no response. This can often result in an awkward discomfort for the victim. Obviously a cheap play on the words face and zit.

Yeah, you know I tried to give Jen the benefit of the doubt on the farmville thing but she's gone off the deep end and half the time I have no idea what she's talking about. She's a total zit and I'm breaking out the clearasil\!

Author: Ricky Kash http://zit.urbanup.com/4799146

10. (Zit) (10↑, 115↓)

syn. To pimp. One who is like a pimp.

Man he such a zit,look how he workin them ladies.He gon cut her up tonight.

Author: Jizz http://zit.urbanup.com/1126762

11. (zit) (22↑, 127↓)

a good talking point to get laid. If you can't style hair, do a manicure or pedicure, or can't cook, helping her with her zits is the next thing she'll be grateful for. If you're lucky, they're on her face (promoting eye contact) or on the top of her breasts (promoting eye candy) or somewhere south of her bellybutton (where you get to look at her snatch)

I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the large ones, I froze them individually with an icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?

Author: J.R. J. http://zit.urbanup.com/428099

12. (zit) (48↑, 157↓)

if a girl has pimples anywhere visible, you can bet she's going to be [easy]. If they're the quishy kind, you're even luckier. She'll be grateful for anything you do TO her or FOR her. Cuz a lotta guys won't give her a straight look.

Jennie had zits on her face, her shoulders, and her tits. When we went to the secluded beach I found out she also had them in her [rug], on her ass, and along her [snatch]. I was careful where I kissed her, but she took my [pecker] in, I think she hadn't had one in a long while. I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the large ones, I froze them individually with an icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?

Author: Junior http://zit.urbanup.com/431762

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Last updated: 2012.03.01